No kidding. Mom Goes Green went to the ER.
Long story short… it started with an “Ugh-oh… what is happening to my vision?… Ugh-oh… wow, now speaking is becoming an issue” kinda-thing. (No, I wasn’t drinking too many cocktails, it was actually some crazy migraine thing that created quite a frightening set of side effects … but ANYHOW…. I need to tell my amusing part of the story!!!…)
During the “50-question-how-did-you-get-here” portion of the evening I was asked the typical questions that delve into your lifestyle: Drinking? (socially) Smoking? (not any more) Drug abuse… prescription or recreational… ?!?! Well, you would have thought they asked me if I was willing to eat my young(!) because my response was, well, a bit over the top!
It sounded a little bit like this?:
“Drugs? God NO! Are you kidding me? I eat all organic food. I won’t even eat FOODS that do drugs! Disgusting. Really. I’m all organic, no steroids, no growth hormones and all that junk. Do you have any idea how bad it is for you??? So drugs, for me? Yea, no… not even in my FOOD, my man!” (His blank look was priceless.)
It’s kind of funny how my love for organics came bursting through, even in the most bizarre moment. I guess I am, and will always be, Mom Goes Green… the funny thing is, that dialogue probably made me sounds like I WAS on drugs, didn’t it?
Oh well… I am Mom Goes Green… at home, in the market, on the go and I guess… in the ER too!